THE BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW

Blond Jokes...Love them!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Hellloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in the printer!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it????

October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!